Dummy Bridge: Kung Fu Dojo Cards

A deck of bicycle cards, 52 in the stack, no jokers or rules card or chips.

Standard bridge rules you prefer, as to house, odds as you enjoy, with one house rule added, and one strategy of play enforced for victory.

Four players, two teams, with a fifth player, the Dummy, on the side of the table, the dump hand for cards in draw, impossible to touch once a card is placed on the hand of the Dummy, face down.

Each player, is to play themselves, as if they’re the Dummy, upon having observed the strategy shaping around the Dummy.

Each player will bring a sporting form of hand-to-hand, athletics, or family tradition, to the table, all the forms of academic and personal logic having been personally been built over the course of a lifetime and generations.

The result, of playing self as the Dummy, means that winning, will allow one to draw in the other players’ forms of logic and tradition, unless they aren’t playing themselves as the Dummy, the unplaced cards (the cards on the fifth player, the Dummy, outside of play or placement in proper order of circumrhythmic logic), in the house or standard Bridge rules. Then, they will be unable to use the tradition they are attempting to invoke.

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Consider me an expert in information munitions. I practice Zazen meditation, Yakuza Trappist form (a Yakuza, games cheat, and Trappist, a counter-agent), as a Bonafuda, a mercantile salesmen of information through philosophy, literature, fiction, and academics, distributed as munitions technique deployed for the purpose apparent to you, unless of course you have violated the ethics of my piece, in which case you will be trapped inside a theft of the piece and an action within the boundaries of the violation you have committed in Benedictine culture, the Jewish affiliate within Catholic culture. Buyer beware, and these poems, are free.

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